Shared Items From the Web – January 31, 2009
Posted in Shared Items by John E. Pannell on January 31st, 2009 at 5:50 am - Photo Gallery: UNC vs. Florida State
- Inside the Box: UNC-FSU
- Howling Wolves await Heels
- Shoe monument for man who threw footwear at Bush
- Sewage yields more gold than top mines
- The Megastructures Where You’ll Live in Space [Concept Art]
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January 31, 2009 – What is it with these Muslims and their shoe fetish!?
How many countries could we conquer merely by dropping thousands of shoes over them? Then they’d either surrender to us after being hit with shoes, or use the shoes to start a civil war and beat each other with them!
January 30, 2009
January 30, 2009
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"The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.
The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.
The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the bill, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who have actually brought any money is only a subphenomenon of this field.)"
The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.
The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the bill, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who have actually brought any money is only a subphenomenon of this field.)"
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